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The BackPage
Hey! Once in a while, we here at the BackPage will see something "out on
the 'net" that catches our eye. Sometimes, it's even printable in a fine
family publication such as this. Here's one we ran across recently...
... and for those cynics out there who think that this might just be a
cover-up because we couldn't come up with anything funny this month, we
say...nyah, nyah, nyah nyah nyah!
DICTIONARY OF DATING
- ATTRACTION
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The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
- LOVE AT 1st SIGHT
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What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely
choosy people meet.
- DATING
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The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time,
and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't
especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the
future.
- BIRTH CONTROL
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Avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills,
inserting a diaphram, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.
- EASY
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A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
- EYE CONTACT
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A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is
interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have
difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to
the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not
located in her chest.
- FRIEND
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A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who
has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
- INDIFFERENCE
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A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted to by the man as
"playing hard to get."
- INTERESTING
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A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.
- IRRITATING HABIT
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What the endearing little qualities that initially
attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
- LAW OF RELATIVITY
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How attractive a given person appears to be is directly
proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
- NYMPHOMANIAC
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A man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often
than he does.
- SOBER
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Condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love
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