Last Modified: Jan 6, 1996
The Top Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex
- You can GET chocolate.
- "If you love me, you'll swallow" has real meaning with chocolate.
- Chocolate satisfies, even when it's gone soft.
- You can safely have chocolate while driving.
- You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
- You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
- If you bite the nuts too hard chocolate doesn't mind.
- Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
- The word "commitment" doesn't scare chocolate.
- You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
- You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
- You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
- With chocolate there's never any need to fake it.
- Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
- You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
- Good chocolate is easy to find.
- You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
- You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
- When you have chocolate late at night it doesn't keep your neighbors awake.
- With chocolate, size doesn't matter and it's always great.
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