Last Modified: Oct 14, 1995

F * C K

One of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word f*ck. Is it a magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language, f*ck falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both intransitive (Mary was f*cked by John), and transitive (John f*cked Mary). It can be an intransitive passive verb, (Mary really doesn't give a f*ck), or an adverb (Mary is a terrific f*ck), or an adjective (Mary is f*cking beautiful).

As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of f*ck. Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many varied situations:

Greetings How the f*ck are you?
Fraud I got f*cked by the car dealer.
Dismay Oh, f*ck it.
Trouble Well, I guess I'm f*cked now.
Aggression F*ck you!
Disgust F*ck me!
Confusion What the f*ck?!?!
Difficulty I don't understand this f*cking job.
Despair F*cked again.
Displeasure What the f*ck is going on here?
Incompetence He f*cks up everything.
Lost Where the f*ck are we?
Disbelief Unf*ckingbelievable!
Retaliation Up your f*cking ass!

It can be used in an anatomical description (He's a f*cking asshole), to tell time (It's five f*cking thirty!), in business (How did I wind up with this f*cking job), maternal (Mother f*cker!), and political (F*ck Ron Reagan!).

Never forget General Custer's last words (Where did all them f*cking indians come from?), the famous words of the Mayor of Hiroshima ( What the f*ck was that?), or the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic (Where is all this f*cking water coming from?).

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say f*ck? Use it frequently in your daily speach. It will add to your prestige.

Say it to someone you love, today!

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