Volume 2, Number 11
As any football fan (read "American male") knows, NFL football is more than a sport. It is, in fact, a religion. With it's own rituals, it's pantheon of saints, indeed even it's own gods. What many don't realize is that football in fact has it's own set of commandments. Little known of to the nonbelievers and the dilettantes. Inscribed on the bottom of the Lombardi Trophy are the holy words of the football world. Now, in order to spread the light and the joy that is the NFL, our crack staff, through great personal sacrifice and tribulation, have procured these commandments and now release them to you...our loyal readers...worship well.