Volume 2, Number 6 -- June, 1997
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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Women
(...and what they actually mean...)
||I think of you as a brother.
You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek
|| There's a slight difference in our ages.
You are one jurassic geezer.
|| I'm not attracted to you in that way.
You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.
|| My life is too complicated right now.
I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may
hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.
|| I've got a boyfriend.
He's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's,
but it beats you.
|| I don't date men where I work.
Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same
solar system, much less the same building.
|| It's not you, it's me.
It's not me, it's you.
|| I'm concentrating on my career.
Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is
better than dating you.
|| I'm celibate.
I've sworn off only the men like you.
|| Let's be friends.
I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating
detail about all the other men I meet and have sex