Volume 1, Number 3.1
January, 1998
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Fresh Dessert
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by Nik Trajkovski |
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1 Yourself1 NightClub
2 Girls
10+ good quality lines (the more the better)
Lots of humour
90g of Chocolate Body Paint
1 Cup of whipped cream
Find a neat little nite club to work with, otherwise known as the
mixing bowl. Find two girls and wait until the first has gone away
to get a drink. Slowly mix yourself with 1 girl and slowly throw in
some lines. Add a little humour and stir. For some reason, the girl
will like being stirred a little. I must say that at this point,
you will notice there are lines and there are lines. Get the best
quality lines you have and leave the cheap ones for a sure thing.
You may notice that the girl and yourself don't quite mix together
at first, however, don't be deterred, they normally are a little
hard to work with. This may also have something to do with the quality
of the lines your using. Throw in some more humour and by this stage
you should have mixed in your ingredients so they almost blend.
By the time the second girl, her friend, comes back, your mix should
be looking quite appealing. Throw in some more lines and more humour
you should be ready for the next stage.
Take girls back to their place. You'll find they are easier to work
with. You can further relax the girls by massaging them with your
hands, just like dough. You should notice the girls getting a little
hot, this is the desired result. After about 30 minutes or so, apply
the body paint to all parts of the body and dab the whipped cream onto
a few selected parts only.
Voila! Now you're ready to eat! Bon Appetit!!!!