Volume 3, Number 3
With the recent ending of the Winter Olympics, we here at the 'times were sitting around discussing how lame most of the events are. We admit, seeing chick hockey was great, but pre-pubescent girls in tight outfits skating around in circles just doesn't do it for us (Katarina Witt, where are you?!).
Anyway, in the course of our discussions, we came up with some new events that we think the International Olympic Committee ought to consider adopting. The ratings would go up all over the world! That is, as long as CBS wasn't doing the broadcasting again (stinkeroo, guys).
Without further ado, here we go:
We hope that the IOC takes our suggestions under advisement.