Volume 3, Number 4
The Worst Pickup Lines in History
Well, there we were, 3 guys, out on the prowl, 80's dance music
throbbing in the background...
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Dave reminded us of his all-time worst
pick-up line - "Did you know Williard Scott was the first Ronald
McDonald?". And we were off and running, and the female population
of the nightclub was once again safe...
- Quiet bitch, I gotta knife.
- You'll do...
- You are the reason men masturbate.
- You're the prettiest thing I've seen since I got out.
- Didn't we meet at the clinic?
- Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and personal savior?
- Let me tell you about my grandchildren.
- My wife would shit if she knew I was talking to you
- Those pants really make your butt look big
- Those are some fine child birthing hips you've got there.
- Smile... never mind.
- So, when are you due?
- Hi, I'm Joey Buttafuco
- You are much prettier than my wife
- I have an erection!
- I've had everyone else in your family, care to make it 100%?
- I have a three inch penis
- Want to see something swell?
- Hi, I'm an engineer
- I really liked you on "Cops"
- Pull my finger
- Are farts supposed to be lumpy?
- This is the longest I've ever talked to a female without haggling
- Laundry day?
- One of the nice things about having a small penis is...
- Did you know condoms are reusable?
- Want to find out if size matters?