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Volume 3, Number 6
June, 1998

The BackPage Different Orgasms

by Your SCROOMers

As a public service, we here at the SCROOMtimes are happy to expand your vocabulary, a well as your sex life...

 Sex in a boat - Oargasms
 Sex with a nerd - Dorkgasms
 Sex at the entrance to your house -Doorgasms
 Sex on the carpet or linoleum - Floorgasms
 Sex at the supermarket - Storegasms
 Sex with wild pigs - Boargasms
 Sex at a Stephen King movie - Horrorgasms
 Sex with a prostitute - Whoregasms
 Sex with a storyteller - Loregasms
 Sex with an accountant - Boregasms
 Sex while sleeping - Snoregasms
 Sex with Arthur - Dudley Mooregasms
 Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyoregasms
 Sex while broke - Poorgasms
 Sex with a lion - Roargasms
 Sex for hours and hours on end - Soregasms
 Sex on a golf course - Foregasms
 Sex with a nymphomaniac - Ready for moregasms
 Sex in a gold mine - Oregasms
 Sex with a dermatologist - Poregasms
 Sex with a vice president - Al Goregasms
 Sex with chocolate marshmallows - S'moregasms
 Sex with a bullfighter - Toreadorgasms
 Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - Zorrogasms
 Sex in the beach - shoregasms
 Sex when you get an award - honorgasms
 Sex at an all you can eat buffet - smorgasbordgasms
 Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboardgasms
 Sex in Asia - Singaporegasms
 Sex among the wonders of the world - Outdoorgasms
 Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odorgasms
 Sex on the way to the train - All aboardgasms
 Sex that isn't very satisfying - There's the doorgasms
 Sex during hay fever season - sporegasms
 Sex using plastic cutlery - sporkgasms
 Sex with a Medieval poet - Troubadorgasms
 Sex in a stable - Horsegasms
 Sex in an adult theater - Hardcoregasms
 Sex with conquering Spaniards - Conquistadorgasms
 Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignoregasms
 Sex with a competitive partner - scoregasms
 Sex with an Icelandic singer - Bjorkgasms
 Sex with the host of a horrible TV show - Pauly Shoregasms
 Sex with a cookie - Oreogasms
 Sex while flying - Soargasms
 Sex with a bugle player - Horngasms
 Sex with an astronaut who didn't make it into space -
 Sex with a beloved partner - Adoregasms
 Sex with a meat eater - Carnivoregasms
 Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo -
 Sex with someone whose got bad taste in clothes -
 Sex while sightseeing - Tourgasms
 Sex with a big dog - Labradorgasms
 Sex with Beavis and Butthead - Gonnascoregasms
 Sex during an earthquake - Tremorgasms
 Sex on farm implements - Tractorgasms
 Sex with Thomas Edison - Inventorgasms
 Sex with a construction worker - Contractorgasms
 Sex at a symphony orchestra - Conductorgasms
 Sex with a person who examines dead bodies - Coronergasms
 Sex on the stairs at the mall - Escalatorgasms
 Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters - Liquorgasms
 Sex with a possesive partner - Yourgasms
 Sex with Frankentein's assistant - Igorgasms
 Sex with three of your friends - Fourgasms
 Sex with a Norse God - Thorgasms
 Sex when resistance is futile - Borggasms
 Sex without a climax - Nogasms
 Sex while being kidnapped - Chloroforgasms
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