Last Modified: Oct 1, 1995

Why Beer is Better than Women

Ok, so this is about as politically correct as G. Gordon Liddy - It's still funny. Check out Why a Cucumber is Better Than a Man for the opposing viewpoint...

1. You can enjoy a beer all month long
2. Beer stains wash out
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football
5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
6. Beer never changes its mind
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
8. Beer is never late
9. Hangovers go away
10. Beer labels come off without a fight
11. Beer never has a headache
12. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
13. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents
14. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
15. If you pour a beer right, you always get good head
16. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
17. A beer always goes down easy
18. You can share a beer with your friends
19. You always know when you are the first one to pop a beer
20. Beer is always wet
21. Beer doesn't demand quality
22. You can have a beer in public
23. A beer doesn't care when you come
24. A frigid beer is a good beer
25. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
26. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony

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