Last Modified: Jul 19, 1996
Why A Cucumber is Better than A Man
Finally! David Geoffrion sent me this - I've been waiting for it! it
is the perfect compliment to Why A Beer is
Better than A Woman . Enjoy!
- Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to
sleep in the wet spot.
- Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves.
- You won't find out later that your cucumber (a) is
married, (b) is on penicillin, (c) likes you -- but loves
- A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is.
- A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
- Cucumbers don't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy".
- Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count.
- A cucumber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
- Cucumbers don't fall asleep on your chest or drool on the
- Cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do.
- With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
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